A little pussy kid who is mostly everyones bitch and or someone who talks like a bitch with a high pitched voice.
by Jomo man April 17, 2009
Get the Brenard mug.This girl is on fire!!! Every girl that sees her are always soooo jealous of her naturally gorgeous face! She's all hot and blows everyone with her amazing cheering skills hot bod! Guys fall in love with her with just one look. Brynadi has a great butt and an awesome, wild personality but hides it if she's not completely comfortable. She's literally fire!
by Jar jar January 27, 2017
Get the brynadi mug.A loyal friend who will have your back no matter what, if they receive the same loyalty in return; has the ability to write and interpret music by ear, by sight, on a whim at times; they will give you your flowers but at the same time shoot you down with a sharp and shady tongue, but it’s all out of love; don’t mess with them as they’re extremely protective of their friends, family, and craft - prepare to be cut off if so; they will take their own shirt off their back for others, but at the same time will retain what’s true to them; slightly off the beaten path, following the beat of their own drum
Bryard - there’s only 1 on earth - will do anything for anyone and brings joy to others through actions, his creativity, and friendship.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the bryard mug.A combination of the name 'Bryan' and the word 'retard'. Commonly used as a nickname given to people named 'Bryan', or anyone with a name with 'Bry' at the beginning, who act retarded and stupid.
Bryan: Hey guys! Did you know that every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa?
Jackson: Brytard at it again, spewing idiotic shit out his mouth, as always.
Jackson: Brytard at it again, spewing idiotic shit out his mouth, as always.
by singledinglewrinkle January 10, 2024
Get the Brytard mug.A combination of the name 'Bryan' and the word 'retard'. Commonly used as a nickname for people named 'Bryan', or any person who's name starts with 'Bry', who act retarded and stupid.
Bryan: Hey guy! Did you know that every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa?
Jack: Brytard at it again, spewing idiotic shit out his mouth, as always.
Jack: Brytard at it again, spewing idiotic shit out his mouth, as always.
by singledinglewrinkle January 10, 2024
Get the Brytard mug.The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.
Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!
by omg_penguin September 3, 2013
Get the The Branard Theory mug.John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
by Audon October 9, 2019
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