Telegram From Brownsville

Noun: An offensive use of ass gas, not unlike thedutch oven, where one person loudly and rankly farts in the face of another.

"Did you get it yet?"
"Get what?"
*PrrrrrrrrbbbPHT!*
"That Telegram From Brownsville!"

by Kaytor January 31, 2009

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brownsville windshield wiper

A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks

Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper

by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016

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Smoking Down To Brownsville

Smoking a cigarette down to its filter

"Yo look at you! Smoking Down to Brownsville...Just light another one!"

by ArmLova April 26, 2010

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Brownsville Area High School

Some random school that nobody knows exists and also has a bunch of crazy and random policies. The students are really ghetto and crazy too and it’s on the news sometimes

Little Timmy: “I forgot to put my phone in the caddy at Brownsville Area High School so now I have to give it to the office every day”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”

by Your mother's kahooter January 14, 2019

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