when the red is over the pink, go for the brown

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.

Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003

gay eye for the brown eye

Gay eye for the brown eye is when 2 men make eye to eye contact, but one of those eyes is in fact a brown eye, a butthole if u will. It is quite possible that u will contract pink eye by doing this but don't panic, all that needs to be done to reverse the pink eye is to punch the brown eye right in the kisser.

"Brian McNasty Jackson sure is a sick son of a bitch for inventing the gay eye for the brown eye! Is he not firing on all cylinders perhaps? "

by I'm here to Buttchug August 27, 2018

Are you down for the brown?

Usually asked to a white guy, wanting to know if he is into black girls.

Hey Max, are you down for the brown? I heard Keisha likes you.

by Simons16 October 30, 2017

down for the brown

A white person who likes to have sex with a black person.

"Robert DeNiro, Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey and David Bowie love sistas...they're all down for the brown."

by Eddie Cain, Jr. March 1, 2009

going for a brown

leaving the room to empty your bowels

Hey mum, shut the fuck up about the lybian crisis, I'm going for a brown over here!

by buttface the 3rd October 14, 2011

down for the brown

wanting it up the butt

Are you down for the brown?

by neuman March 28, 2005

fishing for boneless brown trout

to take a shit, or numerous shits

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.

by The dude May 1, 2003