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brosef

Used by Jack black, combination of Brother(bro) and Joseph. Used as a reference to someone I.E. "boss" or "chief"
"Hey, that was my chopper, BROSEF"
by Frank the Poon Tank May 13, 2005
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Brosef

A brosef is someone that speaks to you informally as a peer.
"Chill out, brosef".
by *********** May 3, 2005
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White Collar Brosef

A close friend to bounce professional ideas & problems off of. They are not your mentors, family members or investors, so this distance allows them to give you sound advice, while keeping a tone of friendship, trust and objectivity.
Dan: Ugh, I just got off an investors call, Chris cited his mentor 3 times.

Alde: Fuck I hate that pretentious shit. I never mention my White Collar Brosef, that shit is personal.

Dan: Seriously Unc, let's get some shawarma.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
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Brosef

Rage ultimate face, brosef.
by El Scorcho Torre September 21, 2005
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Brosefine

The female version of "Brosef". Not to be said to actual females, but to gayer members of a group.
-How you doing brosefine ?
-Oh, I'm fabulous.
by thecuntsmasher. lol jk July 16, 2011
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brosef

1. Type 1 Brosef: The most common, sporting brosef. You'll see these brosefs constantly hugging girls and having retarded inside jokes with them. These guys are in it "for the play bro". The most common side affect is physical illness, and vomiting while laughing your ass off. This type usually occurs in younger and more nieve men. Although some of these men might be gay, which it turns out the subject was never a brosef and was merely misdiagnosed.

2.Type 2 Brosef: The Malicious Brosef, a strain of brosef that is untreatable and a truly sickening disorder. These are the most pathetic and desperate brosefs. The public needs to be especially weary of these dispicable morons. They will actively seek to destroy relationships under the disguise of "nice guys" or "friends".

3. Type 3-Brosef Enabler: In general females cannot be brosefs, but most enable brosefs. Many women enjoy the company of a guy who will pay them attention, type one brosefs, no matter what he looks like. These women enable the most dispicable act a man can perform on a women, with rape a close second.
"That tool is such a brosef he's only in it for the puss."
by bobo robo May 18, 2008
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Broseley

A historic shopshire town perched on the banks of the world famous Ironbridge gorge. The area was the birthplace of the industrial revolution.

It's nearest towns are Ironbridge, Coalbrookdale and Madeley. All situated in Telford.
"Have you taken a walk throught the lovely streets of Broseley?"
by Richard Higginbottom June 5, 2009
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