Charles Bronson

The ultimate badass.

A great actor who starred in such films as The Magnificent Seven, Death Wish, Violent City, Once Upon a Time in the West, Hard Times and others. Watch Charles Bronson's to see badassery at it's best.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba October 10, 2005

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

bronson's hyper review's

A homeless guy that tries to make money off of Fortnite on Youtube.

Me: Stop being such a Bronson's Hyper review's
Friend: But I love Fortnite too much!

by CrystalRex November 29, 2018

Chugging a Bronson

The act of engaging in oral sex between two or more bros. Additionally, this phrase can be used to denote any form of sexual contact between said bros.

"Hey CJ, I had a great time chugging a bronson with you last night!" said Steve.
"Yeah!!! That was super!" replied CJ.

by LAX BROnson! September 4, 2010

Bronson

A Man of masculinity, with biceps and pectorials that are to die for. A Man who is usually chased by attractive women.

oo look at that Bronson....I want him inside me!

by SuPERf0B333 November 22, 2011

Bronson rock

Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.

That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench

by Dr. Badwrench October 29, 2008

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006