//pronounced: blond-tell-ee-gent//
describes exceptional blondes who are more intelligent and the norm IQ level of most blondes. Basically, smart blondes.
describes exceptional blondes who are more intelligent and the norm IQ level of most blondes. Basically, smart blondes.
by shhjusfor1sec August 11, 2010
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brondet • blondette • bronde • blondetourage • blondeturage • brondezvous • bronette • blondet • blondetage • blondetastic
or brondez-vous
a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
a combination of the word bro and rendezvous
a rendezvous defines as a meeting at a prearranged time and place (often in the romantic sense)
The meeting becomes substantially more significant as it is attended by two or more bros. By its definition it should be clear that a brondezvous is a gatherings of the highest social importance.
Its an occasion for bros to cherish and celebrate their bromance.
While the benefits of a brondezvous are in many aspects similar to that of a rendezvous in the romantic sense (increased sensation of closeness etc.) there are obviously much less risks involved. Parties bail much less often on each other (and when they do it's not as big of a deal) and the risk of a disagreement/fight during the encounter is near to zero.
Wife: "Honey, the neighbors invited us to board game night next Tuesday"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
Husband: "Well that sounds lovely my moon and stars but next Tuesday I'm out for a brondezvous with Felipe"
Wife: "Ok my love, I let them know that we can't make it"
Bro1: "any plans for Saturday my man?"
Bro2: "nope but how about we head down to beach with a grill, some ice cold beers, play some football and maybe smoke a cigar?"
Bro1: "are you talking about a brondezvous?"
Bro2: "you got it baby"
Bro1 and Bro 2*screaming simultaneously*: "BRONDEZVOUS!"
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by BPPG January 23, 2020
Get the brodetteski mug.Bronet is when 2 bros or more get the same thought or they say something exactly the same at the same time. In other words it's when bros connect in another level.
Bro1: F*ck you
Bro2: F*ck you
Bro1: BRO we connected to the bronet we brobots
Bro2: BRO we so connected right now
Bro2: F*ck you
Bro1: BRO we connected to the bronet we brobots
Bro2: BRO we so connected right now
by Sky Alex February 26, 2020
Get the bronet mug.A group of Blonde BAMFs have strong presence whenever appearing together. Whether its 2 or 10, they always make an impression.
Although Blondes are sometimes associated with unintelligence these B²AMFS (Blonde Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) are highly educated career woman who are into making a lot of money for themselves and having fun. They often **blondeside their haters.
The Blondetourage hair color varies from but is not limited to the following:
platinum blonde
strawberry blonde
caramel blonde
ash blonde
dirty blonde
sandy blonde
golden blonde
While many are natural blonde; brunettes and redheads are ALWAYS welcome to join!! Membership is based on approval of the President and V.P.
The BLONDETOURAGE is protected by the BLONDEBRIGADE which consists of a tactical unit (usually not natural blonde) that protect from the haters out there. They also fend off men that are inappropriate. These smart, educated sassy girls are the ones you love to hate.
SEE DEFINITION.
Although Blondes are sometimes associated with unintelligence these B²AMFS (Blonde Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) are highly educated career woman who are into making a lot of money for themselves and having fun. They often **blondeside their haters.
The Blondetourage hair color varies from but is not limited to the following:
platinum blonde
strawberry blonde
caramel blonde
ash blonde
dirty blonde
sandy blonde
golden blonde
While many are natural blonde; brunettes and redheads are ALWAYS welcome to join!! Membership is based on approval of the President and V.P.
The BLONDETOURAGE is protected by the BLONDEBRIGADE which consists of a tactical unit (usually not natural blonde) that protect from the haters out there. They also fend off men that are inappropriate. These smart, educated sassy girls are the ones you love to hate.
SEE DEFINITION.
#1 : "Did you see how hot and intelligent that group of girls are. I misjudged Blondes...!! They completely blondesided me..!!"
#2 : " uh yeah its the Blondetourage... B²AMFS no doubt!"
#2 : " uh yeah its the Blondetourage... B²AMFS no doubt!"
by BLONDEBRIGADE Chief of Staff December 1, 2009
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