brokest

Feeling extremely extremely poor, especially due to a stupid purchase, cheated by an ex-lover who used the money for another lover, or due to just refusing to work for years.

Dude, help me, I am brokest. Can you spare me some moolah to buy myself an ice-cream?
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.

by keizng May 13, 2020

brakefast

when you're in a rush to go somewhere in the morning, usually work, & you have to stop at a fast food place or convenient store to purchase breakfast. usually the person has to eat the meal while driving & it might distract them, which can cause an accident, hence brakefast.

guy 1: "hey, did you see that accident on rt.38 this morning ?"

guy 2: "ohh yeah, that was my friend shelly. she had a brakefast & almost totaled her car. lucky she was okay, but the medics said there was eggs, sausage, & pancakes everywhere & she had minor burns from spilling her coffee."

by T-Swizzleee November 16, 2011

Brokefast

Breakfast for under two dollars.

I'm going to McDonalds to get me some brokefast.

by lil' boi blu August 13, 2009

brotenfest

a brofest or sausage fest in the year 2010

this party is such a brotenfest

my math teacher and his fifteen guy friends are going on a brotenfest to florida

sndrew: hey what do you want to do tonight
max: not have another brotenfest..lets call some girls

by broseph and the dreamcoat January 14, 2010

brownfest

A collection of Hispanic friends that get together to cook steak, drink beer, and order their white girlfriends to clean up after them.

Hey Rod, lets do brownfest again so Jamie has something to do today.

by WFKrausIV January 15, 2014

briefest

lasting or taking a short time; of short duration:

Woa thats the briefest time i have ever seen

by ThatOfficialPerson May 17, 2017

Brokenstocks

Off brand Birkenstocks. You’re so broke that you can’t afford real bIrks.

Alice's Brokenstocks look real.

by mooshmoo October 31, 2017