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Barack Brobama

Barack Brobama - (proper) noun

Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.

Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).

See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
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Brosama

A slang term in reference to your homeboy; in some instances, it can be used in anger to refer to your homeboy in a negative way.
Used in normal conversation:

"Yo, what's up brosama?"

Used to refer to your homeboy in a negative way:

"Wtf dude, you blew up my GI Joe with a firecracker! What's up with that brosama?!"
by 'thew July 7, 2009
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a bro who is in a perpetual state of existential crisis
Bro 1: Dude, man, what is the meaning of life? This is blowing my mind, dude, bro.

Bro 2: Dude, stop being such a brohamlet.
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BROHAMSTER

A person, typically from the east coast, that has all the new gear for extreme sports, such as skiing, kayaking, or fly fishing, and is not profeciant at any of the sports, but talks and acts like they are.
Stan is such a brohamster. He just tried telling me how to ski! I have been doing this since I was 3. He just moved out here from New Jersey and started skiing last year.
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brothaman bullshit

a sneaky con-like tactic used by blacks in authority towards less fortunate blacks
ex.1 i went and asked for a job app. and they sent out a black person to tell me they are not hiring

ex.2 a black cop is the master of brothaman bullshit they will act cool as hell with you and still give you hella charges
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Broham

Friend. Compatriot. Brother. Bastardized form of BROTHER. Short for BROHAMULUS.
"Sup, brohamulus, where the chickens is at?"
by ready2ruck March 10, 2003
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brohana

A family of bros.
bro#1: Dude, these bros are so close, they're like a brohana!
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