A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.
"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."
This kind of relationship happens once in a lifetime. There may be complications but when these two people realize they just need to focus on their mutual love nothing will compare. They're meant for eachother. True, mad love.
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