Broasted

when you fart into the mic in a xbox/playstation party

friend: get gud scru----
you:*rips a big one*
you: no you get gud scrub
you: Broasted

by GetBroasted March 22, 2020

Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

bloated

Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

Microsoft Windows is a bloated Operating System

by Moe Dean March 17, 2004

Broatee

A goatee worn by someone belonging to the category of bros.

Jimmy's new broatee looks brotastic. bro goatee brotastic

by Bro-ly Wise October 10, 2011

Bloated ballsack

When you have not ejaculated in a year

Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.

by Pussy burp September 14, 2020

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

broasted

-adjective
1) the Amish practice of roasting meats in a brown gravy-like substance.
2) the physiological and psychological state that accompanies eating substantial amounts of food that has been broasted.
3) illicit sexual actions performed on some one by members of a male social organization while they are in incapacitated.

1) after a good day of threshing I enjoyed a broasted chicken.
2) dude, I am so totally broasted; I should have never stopped at that Amish place for dinner.
3) after I drank that 30 pack of PBR and passed out in the commons the brothers totally broasted me.

by PBR King January 19, 2010