bitchfork

A fork with a bitch on it. Can be used for sexual pleasureful acts, threats, looking like an idiot on the corner of your road, or getting your anger out. The fork can range from the size or a toy fork to the world's biggest fork. The bitch can range from a polly pocket to a 5623896534756 pound woman. Having a man on the fork is strictly prohibited.

1.(appears at someone's house with bitchfork) You did not come to our meeting spot to dye my hair pink you twat! I was you in the fecking cold for an hour! And you didn't show up! BAAH Dye my hair pink now or have this bitchfork at your house forever!!!

2. Oh yeaaah you bitchfork that's the spot

3. I had such a bad day today! Good thing I have this bitchfork to take my anger out on *shoots in kneecap*

4. *doogy humps bitchfork on corner of street*

by JeffypillGordyPie February 24, 2008

Bitchlord

A senior from the LHS soccer team who owns a freshman, otherwise known as a bitch. Each bitchlord is able to claim one bitch of his own and haze the shit out of said bitch.

Person 1: Hey bitch, go get those balls behind the goal.
Person 2: Yes, bitchlord.

by crustysock777 August 7, 2018

bitchfore

1. Fer Slappin'
2. Usually results in a bitch-slap.

Rhonnda - " Bitchfore...what's a bitchfore? "
Scott - " Fer Slappin' " *slaps*

by Scott Martin Mercer Jr. January 21, 2008

blatchford meltdown

being in shape and good at a sport, than becoming a hater

he use to be a good volleyball player, but he had a blatchford meltdown.

by the wet randall September 8, 2009

batchford

A girl or guy who gets hit on by many people but rejects everyone. If a BATCHFORD falls for that special someone theyre very lucky as this doesnt occur often. A BATCHFORD is a rare phenomenon that will like a variety of different things from hours of hardcore gaming to hours of dancing.

Bro1: im thinking of asking *name* out
Bro2: bruh shes a BATCHFORD!

Bro1: we've been talking for awhile..
Bro2: youre in for a treat, theyre gamers; go for it!

by Theycallmethetruth January 11, 2015