by Light Joker May 4, 2004
Get the Brigand mug.A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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Brown version of nigga. The badest mother fuckas in the world.(males only(brownies are the females))
by Sean Jean December 8, 2003
Get the brigga mug.A dumb-a** Bible-thumping extremist who led bands of marauding followers to ambush and rob innocent travelers and homeowners.
Besides being a prolific robber-baron, Brigand Young also had multiple wives, so I suppose that his resulting many children could be termed to be "Brigand's young", as well.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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People who live in the surrounding area (Atlantic City, Ventnor, Margate, etc) call Brigantine Narnia because of how desolate and out of the way it is. The residents of Brigantine are strangely odd, similar to the talking animals and mythical creatures in C.S Lewis's Chronicals of Narnia, thus making Brigantine residents known as Narnians.
People who live in the surrounding area (Atlantic City, Ventnor, Margate, etc) call Brigantine Narnia because of how desolate and out of the way it is. The residents of Brigantine are strangely odd, similar to the talking animals and mythical creatures in C.S Lewis's Chronicals of Narnia, thus making Brigantine residents known as Narnians.
Girl : Hey- you want to go to that party in Brigantine tonight?
Guy : Are you for real? That place is Narnia... it is mad far away.
Girl: True. And those silly Narnians...
Guy : Are you for real? That place is Narnia... it is mad far away.
Girl: True. And those silly Narnians...
by The Narnian February 24, 2009
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Girl 1-Hey Girlfriend, i just fucked that kid Peter in Brig, his dick streched my pussy so wide, and he took my virginity all at once.
Girl2- Figures, hes from brigantine......
Girl2- Figures, hes from brigantine......
by JP WWRANG March 17, 2009
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