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branlette 

French slang for masturbation.

1. (Vulgar) Wank, ham shank, hand shandy (act of masturbation).
2. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit (worthless thing or activity)
3. (Vulgar) Crap, bullshit, wankery (dubious or too elaborated construct, in general intellectually).

Derives from "branler" (to wobble, te be unstanble, also in slang to wank).
Se taper une branlette = to pull one's wire, to have a ham shank

Lire des bouquins, c'est le la branlette = Reading books is a fucking waste of time.

La droite, la gauche, le libéralisme, le communisme, c'est de la branlette tout ça ! = Right, left, free market economy, communism, that's all bullshit.
branlette by The Ultimate Cunt January 24, 2010
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Hot piece of ass, anyone who ignores her is a dumbass. She’s beautiful,funny,amazing, and many more. If fuck her.
Man 1: Holy crap whose that hottie
Man 2: it’s a Brianne, anyone whose hot and has a big ass like that, is called a Brianne.
Brianne by Fwbby November 19, 2017

Brinetta 

a very, independent, strong woman. would do anything for her kids
look at her, working 3 jobs
thats brinetta
Brinetta by lala88888 June 12, 2011

binnette 

Binnette is the last name of a girl that is so beautiful and a really good person if you ever get lucky enough to date a girl with the last name Binnette you should treat her like a princess because she will love you with all her heart
Guys she is so beautiful and nice her last name has to be binnette
binnette by crazy4shady March 9, 2015
Brianne is an irish name and a female version of Brian. Briannes are often people with low self-esteem & try to be someone the're not. They are usually not the "popular" kid but have a few very good friends instead of crappy ones. They will try to make others smile before themselves and are very stubborn. Briannes are mostly people that think badly of themselves. You are lucky to have one in your life because they would take a bullet for you even if you don't think they would.
(Bree-anne) Brianne please don't think badly of yourself! I love you and you are the prettiest person in the world even if you don't think so!
Brianne by TrustMeHumans June 15, 2019

connor and brianne 

The best couple to ever walk the earth
Who are they
That’s connor and brianne. They belong together
A girl who loves to have fun.She is good at sports and rideing horses.She loves animals especially horses and wolves.she is good at drawing.She hates math but she is getting better.She is the hotest girl ever and the best girlfriend.She is also very nice.She is also funny.
That girl is hot!
It must be Brianne.
Brianne by lol2016 June 28, 2010