brewing a murky potion

Taking a really liquid diarrhea shit.

"I was brewing a murky potion and I can't get your toilet to flush."

by Senator O'Biden October 26, 2012

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Brewing a Bubbler

That impending, wet, explosive hangover shit. The gut churns, growles and sloshes whilst brewing up the inevitable release. More than one bubbler is very common. Tends to leave the oring sore, tender and burning.

I partied way to hard last night. I’m brewing a bubbler right now.

I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.

I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

brewing biscuits

Nasty vaginal yeast infection.

Eww you don't want none of that puss,she's brewing biscuits!

by KrispiG June 7, 2007

brewing the dark ale

when you have frequent, rancid farts. A fortelling action that your ass will soon explode with dark liquid or ale.

M- "EW what is that rancid smell?"
D- "sorry dude,im brewing the dark ale"
M- "so the rickards red is almost ready?"
D- "you bet, want a glass?"

by D-block & Maddigs March 9, 2007

Brewing a pot of ass coffee

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011

Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

Slang for masturbating

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.

by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011