brentwood wakeup

A term given to O.J. Simpson's late wife Nicole Brown referring to giving oral sex the next morning to wake up the many younger men that she took home in Brentwood California

Brian "Nicole loved to give brentwood wakeups to the many young guys she took home the next morning"

by spacecakebrian June 13, 2010

Brentwood Christian School

It’s a horrendic wasteland of a school that decides its a far more impressive idea to waste money on statues instead of actual learning supplies, and also has lovely meet ups every tuesday where they go around the neighborhood spreading the word of God by lynching homosexuals.

After my friend came out to a student of Brentwood Christian School, they mysteriously found him dead in a ditch.

by Not A Pedofile March 8, 2019

Brentwood Housewife

A rich suburban housewife, who lives in a huge house with a maid and a gardner and a very rich husband, nearly always very WASP like.
Originates from the Brentwood district in L.A but now applies to rich women of all areas.

Sandra Bullock in Crash, Anglina Jolie in Mr and Mrs Smith, Kirsten Cohen in the O.C

-hey, see that woman on the schoolrun in her big black SUV?
-yeah, what a Brentwood Housewife!

by adamw89 August 30, 2006

brentwood school girl

Girls who mostly Have older siblings 10x better looking than them, most of the time they think they are prestige and will only go out with older boys because it makes them look better. Most importantly you to go out with them you must have a lot of money or live in Hutton mount.

“Oh look shes 15 and he’s 57”
“Must be a Brentwood school girl”

by PikeyPickford April 22, 2019

Brentwood sweep

The Brentwood Sweep orginated in a little whole in essex where most are born with a silver spoon in there mouths wanting for nothing...this kinda soft upbringing popularised from a wanky tv show Towie this sparked a generation of wanky lads in skinny jeans and a swept to the side haircut goes hand in hand with a fake tan and batty boy watch...

"Have a look at this dick...with his fake tan and brentwood sweep" "never have i seen such blatant poofery".

by HennersTenners March 14, 2021

brentwood hello

A euphemism for oral sex, which most likely came to be by the reference to such in "Nicole Brown Simpson: The Private Diary of a Life Interrupted" wherein the OJ Simpson circle of Brentwood divas with more time and money on their hands than they know what to do with, fill their days by their choice of entertainment... (Brentwood is an affluent Southern California area neighboring Beverly Hills, Westwood, Century City, and Santa Monica, California), the divas refer to their oral sex (fellatio) escapades, "I gave him a welcome Brentwood Hello"

Dummy down definition: A more palatable phrase for "blow job" for those who would consider that a crude term, i.e. like See (C) You (U) Next (N) Tuesday (T) for CUNT

When I saw my all time favorite play friend Jim, I wanted him to know how happy I was to see him so I tore off his pants and gave him a Brentwood Hello!

by Kara Kelso October 3, 2007

Brentwood benders

All people from Brentwood are bent arseholes. They enjoy daily fisting sessions in the library and never back their beef.
Pussyholes.

I saw this one guy enjoying his hotdog too much
must have been one of the Brentwood benders.

by master batr 6000 May 2, 2019