Brewster Quality

The dumbest fucking thing, you have to make sure it's 300% accurate and turn it in three days before its assigned. also Issaquah Middle School is the dumbest fucking place and brewsters the worst if you don't do it right she'll execute you

Oh you go to Issaquah middle school, make sure you get that Brewster Quality work

by Yoshira March 10, 2022

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punky brewster

A great TV show, especially for elementary school girls. Although it didn't talk about things like sex, drugs, etc. very much (though there was an episode where Punky and Cherrie are offered drugs, and they are actually at a loss for what to do, they don't just say "drugs are bad!" and make it a non-issue) it is more "real" than some other shows similar to it. While the premise is a little unrealistic (Punky's mom leaves her in the car at a shopping mall and never returns, and Henry, a slightly "old" man finds her in an empty apartment in his building and adopts her) at least Punky didn't wear designer clothing and her life was not all "peaches and cream." Punky's best friend Cherrie has been living with her grandmother ever since her parents died, and there was one episode where the loss of her parents was actually a big deal. Punky is played by Soleil Moon-Frye, and Mark Paul Gosselaar guest stars as Punky's tutor in one episode, which is kind of ironic considering he also played Zack Morris, the star of Saved By The Bell, who said "I love school. Too bad classes get in the way." And speaking of Saved By The Bell, Heather Hopper (who played Nikki from the "early" days of SBTB) also guest starred on Punky Brewster, in one of the more serious episodes. PB was similar to SBTB in that each episode was its own entity; except for the few "to be continued" ones, you could watch a random episode without having seen the one the week before, and not be at all confused, because they had NOTHING to do with each other.

"I've got.... Punky Power!" - cheesy line from Punky Brewster

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

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BrewsterBot

a random dude. he's kind of cool tho. he's good at editing and CRACKED at Fortnite. He has a youtube channel too. He's also really good friends with this kid named Sam-reed. They're the duo.

BrewsterBot is so cool

by BrewsterBot March 28, 2021

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Punky Brewster

An underage beer drinking chick.

JIM: Who's that foxy chick suckin' on the Bud over there?

DAN: Shit! That's my sister Sedna, Jim! She's totally Punky Brewster. You gotta help me get her outta here.

by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006

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Brewster run

Verb: This tradition started when the Connecticut drinking age was 21, and the New York drinking age was still 18. These days the great state of Connecticut does not allow liquor purchases past eight o'clock at night. When an individual or group of individuals from the greater Danbury area run out of libations past this magic hour, the following steps must be taken:

1. Find the most sober, willing person available to drive. Unfortunately the most sober person at the party is generally not the most willing, a compromise must be reached before continuing, usually involving an exchange of goods, services and in rare cases, sex.

2. Gather funds. This involves emptying out of pockets and cleaning out cars. Remember you cannot pay for beer with old pieces of gum. Include some gas money for your driver.

3. Drive to Brewster, NY.

4. Realize you have forgotten something. (ID, money, your brain) and go back to Connecticut to recover the forgotten item.

5. Drive back to Brewster, NY.

6. Purchase overpriced beer from an extremely grumpy gas station attendant or liquor store clerk, who does NOT feel like dealing with you. Not at all.

7. Laugh at grumpy retailer.

8. Drive back to Connecticut.

9. Rejoice!

We have to buy enough beer NOW, I don't want to have to make a Brewster run.

by LimerickLynn September 15, 2010

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