breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

breadline

breadline noun, originally US a queue of poor or down-and-out people waiting for handouts of bread or other food, from charity or government sources.

on the breadline said of a person or people: having hardly enough food and money to live on; living at subsistence level.

by champion06 April 8, 2008

breadie

When a woman is giving a man a blowjob, but with a twist. She first wraps bread around the man's penis and eats it off during the oral sex.

Called a breadie because it is named after the slang term 'gobby' for blowjob.

"Gimme a breadie, darl."

by SSJ5Gogetenks November 12, 2012

Breastie

A strong and complex nonsexual relationship between two or more females that is greater than being BFF. Similar to a bromance.

If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox weren't strait I would swear they were lesbians. I guess they are just breasties.

by Lipsmackinggood December 12, 2012

Breastimate

Verb: To look at a girl's tits and guess what cup size she is

Noun: A guess of a girl's cup size

Person 1: Dude her tits are huge!

Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate

by CammyCakes999 July 17, 2012

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

bedtimer

The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.

"Come on Nick, time for bed."

"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."

by The Strut October 1, 2004