A human whose personality or lack there of, is typically extremely bland. These individuals make casual conversation excruciatingly painful and you will leave their presence happy to be done with the encounter.
Based on the literal breadstick served alongside soup. If there’s soup, the breadstick is in it.
A person who somehow ends up involved in all kinds of soup despite actively trying not to be. Unlike soup, a breadstick isn’t the problem itself—it just keeps getting dunked into every bowl of drama, gossip, awkward situation, secret, moral dilemma, and emotional crisis until it’s completely soggy and done out here.
Bro wasn’t even invited into the drama, but now he’s involved in six soups. Absolute breadstick.