Solitary bedcrumbing

The act of sitting on the end of a bed in a budget hotel chain consuming a low cost self-made meal from a corner shop whilst away alone on business. Eaten in a partial state of undress, due to an aborted attempt of getting changed after work, the meal, usually consisting of a loaf of bread and some processed cheese prepared by hand with no utensils, can be washed down with a bottle screw-cap wine whilst watching television followed by a savoury dessert, usually a whole tube of Pringles. After waking depressed in the morning, surrounded by food wrappers, food crumbs need brushing from your bed/face/body.

IT Contractor: This is so depressing, I could be out looking for a dubious lady (see pea-wet ), and this bread is stale.

TV: In news today, a missing cat reappeared after 30 days…

IT Contractor: Man, I’ve hit a low, and there are crumbs everywhere.

Next day:

Colleague: Good evening last night?

IT Contractor: Yeah, went out for a few drinks and made some new friends

IT Contactor (to self): Oh man, I was solitary bedcrumbing but can’t even admit it to myself, let alone anyone else.

by yourmaninthenorth September 4, 2009

bedcrumbs

Crumbs of food (e.g. bread, cookies, cake) found on someone's bed.

Formed from combination of the words "bed" and "breadcrumbs."

She couldn't sleep because of all the bedcrumbs around her feet.

bed bread crumb breadcrumb cookie cake

by ROCKintheCDA January 18, 2009

Breadcrumbing

When someone gives you tid bits of information on someone or something as to manipulate your feelings and opinions about it. It is a shady way to behave and used by the most opportunistic of individuals.

The information is always for their benefit because they don’t care about you. No authentic person breadcrumbs.

Casey is always breadcrumbing. She only tells part of the story and wants me to hate Jonathan. What a fake friend!

by Ogyogurt January 26, 2022

Bread Crumb

A small socially awkward tiny person, usually named Bridget.

"You're such a bread crumb!"
"Come out of you're shell some time and stop being such a bread crumb!"

by Bread Crumb May 16, 2019

beardcrumbs

Small remnants of facial hair left in the sink/bath/shower following shaving.

You've left your beardcrumbs in the bathroom sink yet again.

by pixel70 June 16, 2010

bread crumb

a small piece of bread

might have broken off of a larger piece

sarah lives off of bread crumbs i drop on the ground

by collin miller October 8, 2003

breadcrumbing

The act of sending out flirtatious, but non-committal text messages (ie "breadcrumbs") to members of the opposite sex in order to lure a sexual partner without expending much effort.

Kelly started breadcrumbing early in the evening in the hopes that one of guys she'd been working might show up for a late-night booty call.

by August Dawn October 26, 2010