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Break-Up Duty

When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things.
Yeah, Leroy broke up with his bitch yesterday, so me and Roscoe are on break-up duty.
by Fielding88 January 4, 2007
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break up via text

When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
Break up via text
‘He broke up with me via text’

‘What a coward, grow some balls
by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017
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text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007
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grenade break up

An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.

After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.
Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"

Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"

Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"

Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"

Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"
by Chris Waltham December 31, 2010
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break up beard

When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.
by loooy December 14, 2009
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Break up sex

Break up sex is when a couple, which as already agreed to break up, has one last go around.
John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
by R. Pyster December 3, 2006
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break up

When two people have to let each other go. Dispite the fact that one of them loves the other one truly. The girl or the guy in your case, decides that the two of you are not compatible for each other. Hopefully the two of the people can remain friends, though that is hard for guys to do, because we hold on. But always remember, there are more than 6 billion people on this planet. So though you may not want to hear it, the chances of this person being the one, are less than winning the lottery. I know it's tough but you have to move on after a break up.
So and So and I, had to break up today.
by Lee Dunnam December 28, 2005
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