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Breaking coconuts

Vigorous masturbation while standing hunched over - to the point of looking like a primate angrily trying to break open some coconuts.
I walked in on my roommate watching porn and he was just breaking coconuts!
by funk579 May 28, 2009
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Breaking Bad

The BEST show to come on TV in a long time.
The plot centers around Walter White, a chemistry teacher with nothing going right. He doesn't get paid enough, his son has cerebral palsy, his wife is pregnant, and to top it all off, he has lung cancer. So the only logical way to raise money is to use his skills in chemistry to cook up some really "good" meth and sell it with the help of his former student-turned-pusher. It also doesn't help that his brother in law is in the DEA. Bryan Cranston, known as the wacky father and only saving grace of that disgraceful malcolm in the middle show, plays Walter to perfection.
If you haven't seen this show...WATCH IT!
Breaking Bad, on AMC on sunday nights.
by Joey Boombatz February 25, 2008
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Table Breaking

The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.
Harry: Hey Zayn what you up to today?
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.
by Niall Horan Nandos Freak April 25, 2012
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Breaking Bad

Sometimes, life forces you to cross the line. You're going about your normal everyday routine, when suddenly something truly awful happens and all that pent-up rage you feel about your job, your marriage, your very existence, is released with unstoppable fury. Some call it "reaching the breaking point"; others call it "breaking bad."

From: http://blogs.amctv.com/breaking-bad/2007/12/classic-movie-c.php
Breaking Bad (v.) 1. to challenge convention 2. to defy authority 3. to raise hell
by RShinra March 25, 2009
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breaking tackles

breaking tackles (brey-kin tak-els)
-verb

1.when a female refuses to dance with you at a party, club, or any other type of gathering where music is being played
"These hoes breaking tackles!"
"I only had 2 tackles broken tonight"
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Breaking Down

Usually occurs late at night. Subject loses all self control and finds absolutely anything hilarious. May also do stupid shit.
John: *launches a 3000$ drone in kraigs basement at 3 A.M. while laughing uncontrollably at an image of bread*

Kraig: “John are you breaking down”

John: “NYEAH!”
by BOB SANDSTONE April 25, 2019
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Sequence Breaking

The act of going all the way with a girl or guy without using any foreplay or touching any other base, as though you were breaking the natural order of events commonly found in video games.
Guy 1: "I was totally sequence breaking the hell out of this game!"
Guy 2: "I was totally sequence breaking the hell out of your sister! She was pretty damn easy "
Guy 1: >:O
by NuthingoodDobz July 4, 2010
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