Brazzers 

A group of "businessmen" that originated in Norway in the year 2342 Before Christ. Afflicted by a permanent state of butt hurt.

All these pint-size demons running around doing evil shit on Earth seem to have one thing in common: they were all created to be slaves of the Annunaki. Those pussy ass niggas at Brazzers claim to be on the cutting edge but shit even BangBros found that out before they did.

Brazzers by Airtime SoBig December 25, 2021

brazzers.com

The best paid porn website to exist

Person: I have a brazzers.com membership

brazzers.com by Alpha4255 December 30, 2020

Brazzers Subscripton 

(Your caught in a pickle, And I mean it.) - RowleyOpeu

The best time of your life. You just got out of an hot-ass shower, and your on your way to masturbate on Pornhub.com (Lame!)

Now see, Bradley is looking and digging real hard for that new Lily Lane video..

Until his dad texts him an odd text message, "Nice tits, Milady."

Now Bradley wants to find out who exactly that Lady' is.

He quickly exposes his dad, and says he'll snitch on him.

As any dumbass- down bad dad would say, " I'll give you anything"

(Simp, I say, S-HI"MP)

But back to the story, Bradley puts everything on his amazon wishlist...

5 Toy Vaginas
New Nintendo Switch
A trip to India
Meet and greet with Lana Rhoades

And at the deep end..

A BRAZZER SUPSCRIPTON!!!!!!

iMessage

Dad - Hey Patricia, nice tits!

Son- This is your son, Bradley?
Dad - I'll give you anything!

Son - The new Adidas, a Tesla, and a..

5 month Brazzers Subscripton.

Brazzers Subscripton by RowleyOpeu September 4, 2021

brazzers and chill

Chilling with a friend watching Netflix

Hey bro, wanna come over to some brazzers and chill?

- Markus 2015

brazzers and chill by Blak Mk September 8, 2015

Bald from Brazzers 

Russian nickname for American pornographer Johnny Sins.

Ты че, налысо побрился? Похож блять на лысого из Бразерс
Did you shave your head? You look like the fucking Bald from Brazzers.

Bald from Brazzers by Rundir June 10, 2024

Brazzer 

A brazzer is an Irish slang word or a vulgar word for a female prostitute.

I don't think that brazzer comes cheap!
The smell of beef coming from that brazzers box.

Brazzer by Cian Mac Slinneadoir October 11, 2005

Brazzered 

The art of ejaculating on a women's face. It is particularly applicable when she is not expecting it.

Fuck man, I totally brazzered that native last night! She started sceaming, oh god my eye, why did you do that? It's burning....

Brazzered by KAJP August 27, 2010