Brando

A jerk that doesn't know how to treat girls, most of them are gays and aren't very smart

"Look!, Brando broke that girl's heart."
"He does that to all girls"

by hate him dsajghlkdsñfjn March 14, 2010

Brando

A little scrub who likes sherk memes and sucks sherks ear all the way and loves x rays

Brando is ugly

by Mendo0220 October 23, 2018

Brando

The "Brando" is an evil bloodline from the show Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. For Example, we have Dio Brando, an annoying little bitch that rejects humanity.

Jojo Fan 1: Hey, Isn't Dio Brando just the best?
Jojo Fan 2: N.o.

by Dagger The Furry November 27, 2020

Brando

Magnificent cock, with balls like thunder. He has magnificent hair and a body that resembles a greek god

Wow, I want to fuck that guy. He’s such a Brando

by Not named brando I promise February 23, 2021

Brando

An adjective to describe something that’s totally gas, gnar, cool, lit, etc. Describes excellence; the next “hip” adjective in popular culture.

“That kid’s hair is so brando it’s not even funny.”
“John killed four people cracked out on bath salts… not very brando of him.”

by Bobert 900,000‼️ February 22, 2022

Brando

Adjective

Means good-looking, esp. in having regular, pleasing, and well-defined features.

Another term for Good Looking

Hey! I've met a man at the bar yesterday and he is so brando

by Utot ni Pipa April 25, 2022

Brando

Gay/faggotry.
Meant offensive

That was a total Brando.
He’s being a Brando.

by BrandoF July 12, 2025