A person, place or thing that wears cargo shorts on a daily basis. Also is the occasional drinker of the beverage known as a “White Claw” on the rocks.
John: Did you see that Brando over there?
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.
by Jmills April 3, 2020
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by brandohater February 5, 2010
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Get the Brando mug.The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018
Get the Dio Brando mug.A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.
by @TheRealWesside January 27, 2018
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Get the Diego Brando mug.Main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's parts 1 ( Phantom Blood) and 3 (Stardust Crusaders). Often uses his battle cry ("MUDAMUDAMUDA") when kicks someone's ass.
Stops time, then "KURAE!" (throwing over9000 knives at his opponent), then time resumes and opponent's ass pwned . Dio Brando, guyz...
by Berdfedor February 15, 2015
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