A person, place or thing that wears cargo shorts on a daily basis. Also is the occasional drinker of the beverage known as a “White Claw” on the rocks.
John: Did you see that Brando over there?
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.
Steven: Yeah, he won’t be getting any chicks with those shorts on.
by Jmills April 03, 2020
noun- A person that breaks your heart and plays with your emotions. Someone who enjoys playing games with women's feelings.
by brandohater February 05, 2010
by hate him dsajghlkdsñfjn March 15, 2010
The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018
A middle aged man who has a bowl hair cut and works at a grocery store. He enjoys eating powder doughnut holes while he's on his break. In his freetime he enjoys playing pokemon go and getting drunk.
by @TheRealWesside January 26, 2018
by Fukboi Joestar November 28, 2019
Main villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's parts 1 ( Phantom Blood) and 3 (Stardust Crusaders). Often uses his battle cry ("MUDAMUDAMUDA") when kicks someone's ass.
Stops time, then "KURAE!" (throwing over9000 knives at his opponent), then time resumes and opponent's ass pwned . Dio Brando, guyz...
by Berdfedor February 15, 2015