brandilynn

Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberal pussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.

See also: concentrated awesome Fun sized Irish kiss Sassy Feisty Vertically challenged whooty insatiable snarky.

Mark Wahlberg said Brandilynn's name...Your argument is invalid.

Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!

by NoTymeForTagChaserz December 17, 2016

Brandie

Someone who will buy anything, no matter how dumb or useless, just because of the brand or company it's made by.

-Hey check out my new iBag.
-The iBag? You're not serious...
-What?! This thing is the future!!!
-It's a plastic bag with an apple logo on it.
-Your point?
-You're a total brandie!!!

by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010

Brandie

Usually
A Outspoken person
Very Beautiful
Very very very good at kissing
Very intelligent all though many people dont see it..
Effing supermodel
Ultra slutty
prettiest person you know
Addicted to making out
WHORE
Has dated over 50 people

Usually is insecure

Brandie is amazing
She is super hot

by JosephLian23 March 5, 2011

brandie

noun.
A brand ambassador for a company

"She's a brandie?"
"Yeah she's promotes clothes for Fashion Nova."

by hundoooou August 20, 2017

brandyell

a very young handsome man who would do anything for anyone he really cares about . he’s tall and cute and a good person to have in life , helps you through anything no matter what the problem is . he would ride for his homies and people who he fw . but listen don’t get to friendly or his girl will run up on you .

“who’s that cute tall boy over there”
- “oh brandyell ? don’t get friendly his girl will get you”

by Jayyy9 May 15, 2018

Brandie

Brandie is a person out of this world you just have to love her even if she make you mad it’s hard not too, she’s the most sweetest person you’ll ever meet even if it may not seem like it at first, it hard for her to open up to new people but once she do she’ll always put a smile on you face, she has a very beautiful personality and every time she laughs it’s hard not to laugh wit Her she loves to make people laugh and will do anything for the ones she love, she’ll come in your life at a random time but if you come across Her never let her go she such an attractive young lady and a even better gf but she won’t just date anybody she loves hard so she’ll only give her heart away once she’ll make you feel like your the only guy in the world she’s very protective and your lucky if your the one she love, and she also loves music, but in all you gotta love this girl.

She just sharing her food with them she maybe a Brandie so sweet.

by By jazz November 23, 2021

Brandel

Brandel is a very sweet and charming person, and he will always be there for you in the need of help. He can be very annoying and lazy at times, and at times does stupid fuck all whenever he wants. He is a very loyal person and normally has a big dick, and is a very caring. He will not trust anything you tell him, he will reveal everything to others and gossip around you. He loves being a sexy whore, but sometimes is loyal

Brandel is hot

by fhsjnfsoiawiodja891 October 1, 2022