boy scout

a group of mainly white people that every one thinks is queer but all they do all day is burn shit and cut stuff. most know more then 345 ways to kill you

gangster:boy scouts are fags
boy scout:what nigga
gangster:do somthin
boy scout: ..........
boy scout: gangster rip

by 312camokid June 1, 2009

Boy Scout Rule of D

Boy Scout Rule: If one friend sees another's penis, in order to restore balance to the relationship the first friend must show the second his penis.

Tom: I saw Jim's penis and now things are weird between us.
John: Show him your penis and you'll be fine. Its the Boy Scout Rule of D

by DieselHammer May 9, 2011

boy scout royalty

The son or sons of a leader of a boy scout pack. Often believes that he is the shit when it comes to boy scout activities. Is usually a stuck up kinda know-it-all, doesn't seem to have many friends despite the fact most of the childrens parents want their sons to look up to them. Always trying to show off their boy scout skills to parents. Usually has some kind of social awkwardness problems.

Me: "Look at the boy trying to cut that log with an axe."
Mark: "Kinda makes you want to go do it for him."
Me: "Yeah but he's obviously boy scout royalty, he wouldn't let you help out with all the others watching."
Mark: "True that, poor kid."

by motorola102 January 10, 2010

boy scout

An organization that is strongly misunderstood. Although gays are not allowed, a few slip in, giving it a bad name. Boy scouts do not knit or sell cookies, but rather do shit that most people are afraid to do. Rock climibing, 100 mile long hikes, playing with fire, and eating food that you have cooked outside on dishes that have never been washed are the favorites. Those that are not home-schooled are often athletic and have at least one girlfriend.

Dude I wish I was a boy scout.

by brman March 27, 2009

boy scout fling

When a boy scout can't express his utter fear of not getting his 3rd base badge he screenshots the urban dictionary definition of summer fling sends to all your friends and picks u apart one by one with his scoutmaster sash until he finally works up the courage to put his arm around the summer fling of his dreams at a old gross medieval times in a crown and chicken breath

Someone tried to have a boy scout fling last year haha

by rejkkkk July 3, 2019

Boy Scout Widow

The wife of an adult scout. Although these men are amazing, sweet, handy men who can do just about everything they are never around because they are shaping the minds of the future amazing men of the world. Every woman deserves a husband amazing as a boy scout but they should know that they are in for lots of camp-outs, banquets, and time spent in the woods. Not always a bad thing. But you have to be open-minded with nature and trees and non cleanliness of dishes because these are outdoors men and they are worth it.

woman one: "your husband is away AGAIN this weekend?"
woman 2: "yeah I'm a boy scout widow"
woman 1: "you poor thing?"
woman 2: *looks quizically at her friend* "why? he is the best husband in the world. wheres your husband?"
woman 1: "drunk on the couch watching the game"
woman 2: "mine is helping kids become better men." *gives the you fail look*

by BoyScout'sGirl January 20, 2011

boy scout

VERB: used when doing something that a boy scout would do. something that would be easy for a boy scout to do, but a little bit harder for the common folk.

Guy #1: "dude! you just went completely boy scout on that tent!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"

by JohnsonPSanderson October 29, 2010