Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.

I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.

by idrathernotpod June 15, 2018

Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.

Dog, do something productive with your bowels.

by PoeHopIn April 2, 2011

Black Friday Bowels

The effect of too much turkey/gravy/pie.

Dude, lets go get some cheap Christmas presents!

Na man, I'm afraid to leave the house. I've got a bad case of the Black Friday Bowels.

by Burnie888 November 26, 2009

mind over bowels

The power to be able to suppress defecating regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Johana: Hey! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a shit right now!
Shaun: No can do, girl! Just use your mind over bowels!

by bishop357 October 2, 2011

emptying bowels

When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind.

"Man did you see Henri last night? He was going around emptying bowels"

by Andy Myles January 2, 2009

Super Bowels

when you eat so much junk food/ drink so much beer during the Super Bowl that you have a bowel movement equivalent to nuclear diarrhea

Dad: Son, where have you been? You missed Bruce Springsteen!

Son: Shit! It cause I drank too much and got the Super Bowels during the second quarter!

by Ryan Coconut February 1, 2009