Bouche

The art of the horizontal polka, doin the nasty, bumping uglies, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, to sauce, to shag, slopping hogs, parking the beef bus in 'Tuna Town', Aztec two-step Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis, Buttering the muffin, Cave exploring, Fornicating, Getting your freak on, Genital exercise, Having a bit of the cramstick, Hiding the sausage, Hippity dippity, 'it', Jigging, Knocking boots, Laying some pipe, making babies, Nailing , Oops, Probing the membrane, Quickie, Rubbing bacons, Running the naked wheelbarrow race, Sexercizing, Sewing up the hatchet wound, Taking it to the car wash, Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft, Ugh ugh, Vaginal bungee jumping, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, and Zwooshing the swoosh.

Those two crazy cats bouched on the hood.
And Jamie and Bret were caught bouching in the car.

by KappaBeasty March 28, 2005

bouche

An expert forecaster. One who forecasts with accuracy.

The weatherman on channel 9 is always right, he's a real bouche.

by kymac July 16, 2008

bouche

when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.

rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"

by Rebello August 8, 2005

bouche

a word meaning "I hate you"

HA! I beat you to my house
God! You are such a bouche

by MRRR August 21, 2005

bouche

(1) adj. - Something that has completely unappealing qualities. Including but not limited to objets, people, animals, and actions.

(1) That girl had a bouch shirt on, was walking a bouch white peekapoo, said boche things like "seriously", and acted were bouche-like. All in all she is a very bouche girl, but in a good way.

by Seyphis October 23, 2006

Bouche

Someone who is a bitch and a douche

Kyle is such a bouche!
I know I hate that guy!

by Bouchega November 23, 2014

Bouche

A BIG douche. The kind of guy you really hate...that loud talker, the one upper, that one “I’ve got a boat,” that one “I got a Hampton home,” that one who pretends to drive a muscle car hard...... that One. The BOUCHE

That bouche just bragged about his yacht for a minute!

by Bdmusclecar December 15, 2018