Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

bossods

best warlock

also i beat you kess ahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha

"bossods is the best warlock"

by bossods October 10, 2021

Boy Bosoms

Man boobs before reaching maturity.

That chubby kid has the biggest boy bosoms I have ever seen.

by Horace the contrived goose August 16, 2013

blossoms

Hemorrhoid like folds of tissue that hang from the anus caused by excessive fisting.

1. Ever since Johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.

2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.

by Babs Johnson August 31, 2005

bossums

Other word for boobs

Do you mind to show me your bossums?

by Doc Marco June 11, 2006

Bossome

Being a boss and being awesome intermittently. Note: not to be confused with Boss-some meaning a threesome with your boss/manager etc.

Not gonna lie, the way you filled out those excel sheets was pretty bossome.

by Bamboo_bomber December 31, 2011

Bossome

A mixed word meaning Boss and Awesome.

"Woah dude! look at that Possum he's a boss and he's awesome!"
"Just call him a Bossome Possum!"
"That's so Bossome Dude!!!"

by Sydney L. R. September 20, 2009