bootyitis

bootyitis is when you eat a booty and get herpes. Not to mention it's infultrated by hydrochloric acids. (dont forget to clapp dem cheeks!)

Omg my gf gave me bootyitis and now I have no frinds!

by BLOB FOSH June 22, 2019

Bootist

A person who is a boot wearer is a devout bootist.

He's a faithful bootist.
(Excerpt from Magnumb,Private Eye book)

by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010

bootyitis

When a girl farts on your mouth while you eating her ass and you get a bacterial infection

Dakota : I ate her ass and she farted on my lip and gave me bootyitis

by Damn it idk November 13, 2015

bootystank

A bootystank is a person being a total fuckface. They are so rude and disrespectful at that moment that they are a fart.

WOW DID YOU JUT KILL ME IN GTAV! YOU ARE A bootystank!!!!!!!

by Rainbownacho April 1, 2015

Bootyism

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.

Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.

by Marfdin April 20, 2010

bootyisum

A girl with enthusiasm and an ass preferably in yoga pants or something tight

Mr Mitchell how do u remember Buddisum I just look at Devons ass and think Bootyisum #shreddy

by Shreddymastal December 12, 2015