Bookended

To pad the start and/or end of vacation leave with sick days.

Homer bookended his vacation to Paris, by taking a sick day to pack, and a sick day to recover from jet lag.

by netstruc65 December 14, 2007

Bookends

A shop in The University of Aberdeen which sells second-hand books. Inhabited by a range of utterly insane students who have nothing else to do with their time and make too many awkward and random jokes.

Volunteer A: Yo, you going to Bookends?

Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.

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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?

Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).

by BOOKENDS!!! March 23, 2010

bookends

Two equally obese chicks (or dudes) in close proximity, like walking down the street, sitting next to each other or blocking an aisle in the store.

Look at those bookends!

by Dezertman July 27, 2014

bookending

A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.

"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"

"We bookended till the veins popped up"

by Thomas Predicodd October 03, 2006

bookending

To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.

Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.

by Jeff Hizzle January 07, 2008

Bookends

A shot of tequila, followed by a carbomb, followed by another shot of tequila.

My friends had been drinking for two hours before I got there, so I ordered bookends to catch up.

by Golden Arms June 19, 2008

Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.

Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.

by ColonelMustard24 March 10, 2016