Bonerable

The rebound condition of a girl as a result of being dumped, making her easy.

1.Yo, that girl is so bonerable right now, you should try and hit that.

2. Guy 1: I heard Kelly just got dumped by Fred.
Guy 2: Haha yeah, she's so bonerable right now...excuse me for a minute...

3 Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me? Am I not good enough? I'll show him, I'll sleep with he friend tonight.
Girl 2: Oh Kelly, don't be so bonerable.

by C scott November 2, 2007

bonerability

The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.

Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"

Guy 2: "I give her an 8."

by Haseo14 March 21, 2011

Bonerappetitties

A restaurant created in order to serve men off all ages ( or ladies if you are into it) the finest cuisine in a stimulating manner. All waitresses and employees must be attractive women who are only allowed to wear pure lingerie as a uniform. Shows are put on nightly and tipping is not mandatory, but I promise you'll want to.

Dude! Lets go to Bonerappetitties, I havn't gotten any for a while.

by Incuboy09 May 5, 2010

bontorandofordomscolot

a fancy way of saying "I know you're constipated you little bugger"

ash: are you constipated?
jess: yes, but please use the word, bontorandofordomscolot, its fancier 😌

by ash (an asshole) May 23, 2020

bonerable

The quality of being attractive. Usually refers to somebody a male would like to have sex with.

That chick is totally bonerable.

by Tom Anderson October 18, 2004

Bonogasm

That feeling of excitement and fever you get when exposed, either visually or auditorily, to Bono being his dangerously sexy self.

I had a massive bonogasm while watching Rattle and Hum last night.

by Sadie, Julie, etc January 4, 2010

bonera

The female equivalent of the male boner.

Loise got a total bonera when she found that purse.

by KWS2 January 6, 2009