Bonermatic

When you see a girl that is so HOT she is instantly gives you a boner.

I was hanging out the other day and this dime walked by damn she was bonermatic.

by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011

Bonerrang

When a guy goes out with the intent of finding a hook-up for the night, but returns home with nothing...returning like a boomerang

Cause could be, but is not limited to: being rejected, no attractive girls around, didn't drink enough to find average/ugly girls attractive, drank too much and couldn't close

Man1 - hey dude, you went out last night, right? did you end up pulling anything?
Man2 - nope. it was a total bonerrang
Man1 - struck out?
Man2 - took myself out of the game and came home early

by Digi_Dingo December 12, 2014

Bonermania

A party where you run wild through the house with a hardon in your hand

One or many guys running around chasing a hottie with thier raging hard ons in thier hands. Similar to a big concert frenzy or event only named bonermania

by Hawgfarmr May 15, 2011

bonermarathon

A whorehouse when you walk through the front door.

Hey man what the hell happened at the bonerMarathon

by Wirthman86 March 8, 2018

boneman

Is a person who shows no regard for other posters on an internet forum. Posts numerous annoying topics that have no focus or reason. Usually gets banned quickly by mods. .

Ie that guy must be a real bonehead in real life. Nahhh he's a boneman

by thatguy11459 March 25, 2013

Bonemance

The romantical acts leading up to boning with the understanding that it's just for the sex.

Our bonemance was short, intense and well worth the effort, he's so bonemantical.

by cliffj August 26, 2014

bonerang

A boner that was eject out by excessive erection and it can fly back to your nuts.

A: Look, I got a bonerang!
B: Your bonerang broke my glasses!

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 15, 2008