Bonerfied

Geting a boner in your ass.

I totally bonerfied that dude on halo

by XxScenexcorexX August 26, 2006

Bonerfide

Is when somebody owns their self so horribly on a message board, they constantly "change" the thread title. They want you to take a knee with no time left. This will be some loser Florida fan that lives at home probably and goes and crys to his mother when he gets owned. This will be the lowest of all lows of a person. Stay away from this idiots. Approach at your own risk.

bonafide7389 on NCAA message board.

Bonafide7389 just Bonerfide himself.

by i'm me and you know it November 24, 2009

Bonerfied

When you see a very attractive woman but you are afraid to stick your penis inside of her because she most likely has 9-100 different diseases of the vagina, anal, or mouth area (or all of the above).

Those six sorority sisters with the same pair of leggings, jackets, and UGG boots look like they would be a great fuck, but I am completely bonerfied because they are such whores.

Dude, I am completely bonerfied after hearing that our friend got gonorrhea from her; fuck it, YOLO.

by McMunson May 16, 2014

bonerhider

One who allows random individuals to conceal their erect male genetalia inside or their bodily orifices

Janet is such a bonerhider. Shell let anyone stick it in her

by Hooked on chronics stuck on st May 19, 2018