Bonehurtitus

A very real excuse to get out of something with people you don’t want to be around

“Want to go out later?” “Sorry I currently have bonehurtitus.”

by 14sanic November 15, 2022

bonehead

ridiculously simple.
seemingly idiot proof.
functioning at a Neanderthal level of complexity.

"it's a bonehead beat but it works."

by metaball April 15, 2006

Boneheading

People who jump in front of, or hang out behind people who are being filmed having a photo taken off.
They often wave to get on television.

"Check out those boneheads on the news"
"Someone is boneheading in this photo"

When news reporters are on the streets, people try to get on camera and "bonehead" by waving to the camera.

by mrmooz June 22, 2007

bonehead

A person who is a true hardcore fan of the tv show "bones".

Girl 1 : What time is it?
Boy: It's 4:47
Girl 1: OMG OMG OMG MARRY ME! THAT'S THE TIME WHEN BOOTH AND BONES HAD SEX.
Girl 2: You're definitely such a bonehead!

by ElephantsArentPurple July 1, 2012

bonehead

A person who acts like a fool in the background of a TV show being filmed, usually a news report. David Letterman first used the term.

The bonehead was jumping up and down and waving behind the news reporter doing a report

by Hayleyyyyyyyhi. December 30, 2008

brainless idiotic bonehead

This is the essay version of stupid

Teddy: Hey Dan?
Dan: What.
Teddy: What day is it today?
Dan: Source of light 24-hour interval thou brainless idiotic bonehead!
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!

by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020

boneser

a boner resulting from looking at or thinking about the semi-attractive character Bones from the show of the same name

Man, did you see that episode of Bones last night? I was holdin back a boneser the whole time.

by pdidls April 4, 2009