Boregasm

Faking an orgasm to end a lovemaking session when you are bored with it or would rather be doing something else.

My girlfriend was bugging my for sex so I has a boregasm to get it over with so I could go back to watching the game.

by I. B. Wordy March 5, 2013

bonergasm

Short for boner orgasm

"Chad you just gave me a bonergasm" - Ryan

by 2k2Impulse May 12, 2014

boregasm

1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.

2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.

1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.

2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.

by Yonny H. February 17, 2009

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm to end really boring sex.

The sex was so bad, and I became so bored, that I finally just had to have a boregasm to get him off of me.

by Lucy Valentine March 30, 2015

Boregasm

When you've waited a long time to masturbate, but when you finally finish, it doesn't feel nearly as good as you thought.

Guy 1: How did your first masturbation feel like after that long vacation with your parents?
Guy 2: Meh. I thought it would've felt good, but it was actually a boregasm.
Guy 1: Oh. That's too bad.

by #mexicanfood June 5, 2015

boregasmic

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020

Boregasm

Where during sexual acts, you fake an orgasm because you are bored.

Lance: "It was like having sex with a grandma, so I pulled a boregasm, and got the hell out of there."

Tina: " He was making weird faces, so I boregasmed and said goodnight."

by NatBarColombus July 3, 2010