bollocks

n. Plural. Vulgar Slang. from Middle English ballocks meaning testicles.
1. no good; rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
n. Antonym. the dog's bollocks
5. outstanding

1. Sod it, I am bollocks at this game!
2. Oh bother, Obama is talking bollocks again.
3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!
4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse.
5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks!

by ChipW July 28, 2009

o ring blowout

From massive amounts of anal sex, sphincter muscle becomes so loose that ones shit falls out staining ones socks.

Bruce was speed-walking in the park Monday morning after a long weekend in Palm Springs, when he suffered o ring blowout. His butt hole opened the size of a fist, and a turd fell out staining his left sock.

by Bald Mikey January 1, 2012

Billy big Bollocks

Someone who exhibits signs of being braver or more confident than they actually are

Look at Billy big Bollocks over there, trying to pick a fight with that big bloke.

by Morriarty! May 12, 2011

Bollof

Someone who sits there trifling everyday. Every breath they take is trifle. They don’t breathe air they breathe trifle.

Can also be used as a verb or adjective- Bollofed/bollofing

I can’t believe she sat there with her toes in my face…she’s the biggest bollof I’ve ever seen

by fruttitutti July 3, 2022

Bollocks

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: “fuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021

mexican blowout

Getting the squirts after a fine night out at a Mexican resteraunt. Toilet bowl usually appears as if it is buried in mud after blowout commences.

Wow, that Chipotle is really getting to me, I hope the Mexican blowout doesn't occur in my trousers.

by Toiletry&FineDining March 12, 2015