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Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation
Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome
by A total slag March 31, 2022
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bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.
I hate bollockings.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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Bollocking

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.
by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016
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Bollocking

to give out...
My boss just gave me a right bollocking...
by Cully April 1, 2003
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French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.
by soupeh March 8, 2011
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Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
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Bollocksnagger

When you jump a barbwire fence and get a lil sumthin caught on a barb...
DId you hear about rory ? , he got in a bollocksnagger the other day
by SmytheLad September 8, 2017
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