Buffering

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!

I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.

by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018

Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.

Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.

by 240240240 November 12, 2011

bogerino

A ciggarette, but cool because you call it a bogerino. Usually smoked after a long night of alcoholic beverages with some friends. Also refered to as boge if you aren't cool.

Cat: Yoo I'm so sauced rn I need a bogerino.

Gabi: Yeah same lets go smoke one rn.

by Taco Bell Enthusiast May 15, 2017

Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

Buffering

The random pauses or forgetfulness in conversations that make you wait for details that aren't important anyway...

(Girl) "So the other day... I... uh... wait what was I saying?"
(Guy) "Buffering..."
(Girl) "SHUT UP! oh yeah I had like 6 cheeseburgers. I'm sooooo fat!"
(Guy) -Walking away- "What a dumb bitch..."

by truefortyfive July 30, 2012

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008

Boberino

A man like Decio. Big time TUB who likes to receive from the rear. He like Zeno, long walks on the beach and candle light dinners by himself.

Vince....just VINCE!

by Your secret admirer May 8, 2003