Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
Get the Bodily Harm Clausemug. Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2025
Get the Bodily harm clausemug. by Unknown07724 January 10, 2025
Get the bodily fluidsmug. a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethramug. by crow. December 8, 2020
Get the Bodily Justicemug. by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular grievous bodily harmmug. Bodily Plant Growth is a growth of plants (normally flowers) usually sprouting from a torn open or dismembered body part, (head, limbs, spine, etc). Bodily Plant Growth can be associated with Pastel gore or candy gore due to it being 'cuter' or more 'pretty' than regular gore.
"Wow! That piece of art has a woman with flowers coming out of her eye! It must be Bodily Plant Growth!"
by Nixling April 10, 2017
Get the Bodily Plant Growthmug.