Advanced boring

probably the conference call you're on right now

Holy shit this meeting with the Bob's is advanced boring

by supaflysnooka April 15, 2020

A Boring Story

This story is tooooo common, it will be boring if everyone does this

A boring story
By someone
A family that has a father, mother, older sister and younger brother.
The father and mother love the brother but didn't love the sister.
Then the father and mother threw the sister away.
The sister studied hard and created a company.
The father and mother became beggars because they gave all the money to the brother.
The father and mother asked the sister to return their "love".
The sister rejected and threw them back to the street
THE END

by Lily Pig June 17, 2021

friendly bobbin

when someone tries to be friends with everybody even someone they are beefing with

He want to friendly bob since his boys not around

by Ferd December 11, 2003

Bobbing Ostrich

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)

Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!

by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009

Boring fuckers

People who bore the fuck outta others just by being themselves or by following others as there own existence is pointless as they go through life using other peoples ideas..

1. Go to urbandictionary.com and search your first name, copy and paste this as ur status and put the first entry as a comment on Facebook.. Doin this makes you a follower of Boring fuckers and you too will become 1..

2. Constantly sending on 'Chain emails' and participate by doing what someone else has instructed you to do..Yet again you have just been welcomed to the Boring fuckers club..

3. Posting the same shite over and over again just cos no1 was interested the 1st time.. If it was annoyin the 1st time, then the 2nd,3rd and 4th times are even more fuckin annoyin.. Oh if you do this you are def a Boring fucker!..

4. Annoyin the fuck outta Mr L Burns by doing all of the above..

by Lee Mad As Toast February 5, 2010

Bobbing for apps

Indiscriminately downloading applications on your smartphone, usually out of boredom.

I was bobbing for apps the other day and randomly came across this awesome fart soundboard.

by bol99 September 30, 2010

boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018