Boxers

A type of underwear commonly worn by the teenage male crowd as well as young adults. This type of underwear allows for a lot of freedom (too much if you ask me) which can sometimes be a little distracting to the wearer. Everything about the boxer is loose save for the waistband, which is the only thing holding up boxers. They're like swim trunks, except not made for swimming, because they'll slip right off in the pool. Boxers are also associated with the sagging pants look which has become popular in recent years. On a comfort scale, boxers are okay, but the sensastion of the testicles and penis smacking your inner thighs around will and does get annoying after a while.

I have a couple pairs of boxers in my drawer, but I save those for backups for when I need to do laundry.

by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009

kevlar boxers

Protective clothing worn around scorned or man hating women.

Shes pissed dude, better break out the kevlar boxers if you go home tonight.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

Boxers

Clothing that you fill with hot sticky cum when you ejaculate from your throbbing hard dick due to masturbation or a wet dream

Last night I woke up to find my boxers squishy with cold sperm all over it and my stomach and legs. I realised I had a wet dream and thought, hey im already dirty... I masturbated and didnt even bother to catch the cum, leaving my boxers to catch it. It was awsome, my jizz went all over my hands and I rubbed it all over my softening dick.

by callum69 May 29, 2009

fart-boxers

A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.

boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.

by tycali February 1, 2013

us polo boxers

US Polo Assn. boxers fake Polo

Phil’s mom bought him cheap ass US Polo boxers again for the 10th straight year for Christmas

by user746_69 November 22, 2022

Boner Boxers

Boxers that hide a minor to a massive boner, Typically boxer-briefs, Used when you know hot girls will be around

Person A: Damn That lady looks swell
Person B: I know! good thing I got my Boner Boxers on

by Bonerboxerman July 20, 2010

A boxers lunch

Feeding someone thier teeth. Intentionaly doing as much damage as possable with a punch.

Fuckshit, I'm gonna feed you a boxers lunch!

by Vidurr July 3, 2006