Burgeon

To screw something up. The term originated from Golf on Wii Sports. The sound that is made when you swing too hard is referred to the burgeon in its fullest form.

You burgeoned that shot.

My rose garden burgeons with the coming of spring, what the hell is wrong with it?

by IJericho February 1, 2007

burgeon

To sprout, to newly emerge

My rose garden burgeons with the coming of spring.

by Cameron S. May 6, 2006

Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009

Sump Bludgeoning

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.

John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

Bludgeonator

The Bludgeonator is a person that crushes people for a living.

Im am the Bludgeonator, I will Bludgeon you!!

by Deetrade July 5, 2010

bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012