blumpkinsaurus rex

Someone who stands when giving a blumpkin because the floor is far too disgusting to kneel on. In this position the arms are close to the body resembling T-Rex arms, and the person looks like a dinosaur munching on its poopy-smelling prey.

Ask that girl to the bathroom, I hear she's a real blumpkinsaurus rex.

by Mr. Bumphuck December 4, 2013

blumpkinstein

a term of friendship between two males who enjoy the thought of blumpkins.

yo blumpkinstein whats goin on tonite?

by blumpkinstein71 April 12, 2009

Blumpkinator

Someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.

Man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.

by grilliam shakespeare October 21, 2011

blumkinated

(verb) having received a blumkin, often in a particularly satisfying manor; see blumkin

person one "dude, sarah totally blumkinated me yesterday."

person two "dude, awesome."

by that one guy that adds stuff June 19, 2010

Blumpkinate

when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.

He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.

by Mitchel Anstee August 3, 2010

blumpkinator

One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.

As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

Blumpkinator

The act of getting oral sex on the commode while Defacating and eating a baconator from Wendys

I was hungry, horny and had to shit so a blumpkinator Was my only option

by Asstastic716253 October 10, 2020