The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience

Kick-ass band soon to take over the world...

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience kicks ass...

by Bob Sagat March 18, 2004

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

Blumkin on the Rocks

Getting a blumkin, and the person giving it has a mouth full of pop rocks.

Man, its so nice to get a Blumkin on the rocks!

by Abby n KD March 31, 2008

king of the blumpkins

asher roth be the king of the blumpkins

yo i heard asher roth is the king of the blumpkins

by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009

Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021