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bluebook

The verb used to describe when a girl invites you over to watch the notebook and then fails to put out. While rare, this is the absolute worst movie date and leaves the guy looking like a complete pussy.
She invited him over to watch a movie and he got bluebooked.

Dude, she totally bluebooked me bro!
by The Swoop January 21, 2010
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bluebottling

To hurt someone unexpectedly, typically with a pinch, to mimic a bluebottle jellyfish sting. When they ask "what was that for?" Yell "BLUEBOTTLE," and urinate on the afflicted area.
"Sarah was annoying me last night so I bluebottled her."

Bluebottling people is so satisfying.
by king desi July 28, 2014
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Little Blue Box

the "Little Blue Box" is used to refer to the TARDIS, the Doctor's time-traveling spaceship in the BBC show "Doctor Who". The show, the longest running television show, is one of the most popular shows in the United Kingdom, and is also popular world wide. TARDIS, or Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, is how the Doctor is able to travel through the universe. To people who do not know of the Doctor and see TARDIS, since it is disguised as a police box, call it a "little blue box".
Donna: You really believe in all that stuff, don't you?
Grand dad: It's all over the place these days. If I wait here long enough . . .
Donna: I don't suppose you've seen a little blue box?
Grand dad: Is that slang for something?
Donna: No, I mean it. If you ever see a little blue box flying out there in the sky, you shout for me Gramps. Oh, you just shout.
by wibbly-wobbly timey-wimy November 27, 2011
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Blue box

Hey man. I almost got laid. Yeah. I didn't blue balled. I gave her blue box.

Blue box that bitch.

That your BB?
Nah I just blue boxed that bitch!
by Bboxed April 23, 2014
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bluebonic chronic

dank ass shit that makes you see double and fuck fat chicks. It numbs your knees and puts hair on your pecker. Its 210 and ounce! and absolutely worth it!!!
Dude........that bluebonic chronic last night........it fucked my couch and made me stomp my muddy boots on your washing machine!
by mike & milf January 9, 2008
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Blue Box

I went out to the cemetery last night, and got myself a little blue box.
by Anonymous February 23, 2005
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Blue Box

The female equivalent to blue balls. the ache one feels when not adequately satisfied by her man (or woman). sucks ass
man, he kissed me all over and then no dick. blue box like mad right now

i was on the rag so no sex. god my ovaries ache. blue box.\\

my vagina could really use some cock. too bad my vibrator is out of batteries. ive got a bad case of blue box...box is a euphemism for vagina.

i have blue box like crazy right now, i guess thats why i started that fight with him...
by unsatisfied_ April 11, 2011
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