good-time buddy

One or more associates or confidants that an individual has to pass the dreary time away in the work environment or more obvious social occasions.

The nature of the conversations between the good time buddies is one of harsh cynicism and usually of a defamatory nature where the onus is on criticising the universe at large. They tend to use cryptic terms that can only be deciphered by non-participating third parties by obtaining the enigma machine.

Please note: Good-time buddies are not necessarily having a "good time".

MFQ: "Do you see those 2 cocksuckers? They walk around the building laughing!"
MILF: "Yeah, they're good time buddies."

by poja August 2, 2004

Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.

Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."

by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019

Vent-buddying

Vent-buddying is a term used when two people are arguing about which one of them is better, cuter, smarter, etc. It originates from the the phrase “vent buddy” which is a person you share your thoughts and feelings to, and in return they make you feel better. Vent buddies often will say that you are better than them, hence the word “vent-buddying.”

Stella: You’re the best!!
Lizzy: No, you’re way better!

(the two girls are vent-buddying)

by zuzi_lizzi December 23, 2020

Yeeee Buddy

Approving Of Something That You Really Want To Do/Want But In A More Hype Response.

Friend- Yo You Wanna Go Chill With Some Fine Ass Bitches?
Your Response- Yeeee Buddy!

Example 2-
Friend- Yo I Know This Girl That Will You Give You A BlowJob Do You Want Me To Call Her?
Your Response- Yeeee Buddy!!

by ManteoCity March 8, 2015

Buddy Dump

A term used to describe when at least 2 or more people gather together in a public washroom (ex: restaurant, hotel) with about 2-3 bathroom stalls lined up next to each other, to take a shit all at the same time. This allows intimate conversation and laughs to be had with your friends, while also feeling the relaxation of unloading your turd.

Richie: "Man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go take a big crap immediately"

Cameron: "Yeah, same here dude"

Richie: "Buddy dump?"

Cameron: "You know it!"

by SteelShark398 August 29, 2011

Fuck You Buddy!

A friendly greeting shouted in a cheeky manner at runners to signify that you're also a runner and approve of their running.

Fuck You Buddy! Keep it going!

by Mr Jam February 4, 2019

Buddy Question

A semi passive-aggressive statement delivered a question format in a effort to lessen the sting of the obvious failure on your part.

The person asking the question already knows the answer, they just want to create the uncomfortable moment of making you state what is already obvious.

Buddy: “Do you think that we should have a written policy about Sales people discounting deals without permission below our stated floor?”

David: “quit asking me ‘buddy questions’!”

by entechUS October 24, 2018