Blouser

A fatty, usually a women; also works well for men with front heinies and women with FUPAs

I think it comes from "blousing strap" that keep your pants from coming out of your boots in the military. Im sure you can work that into a fatty coming out of her too small clothes.

"Whoa! Lets watch the blouser squeeze into that Mini!"
"Check out that blouser! I wonder which way is front..."

by CrusherOfFlowers April 25, 2010

Blouser

Name given to someone, usually male, who takes advantage of women who are wearing low cut tops and look down their chest. This is known as "blousing"
This occurs in a discreet manner as possible. When the situation arises knowing looks are exchanged between friends and colleagues who them also share in the blousing.
Individuals who excel in this activity are referred to as "King Blouse"

"Did you see Jimmy last night? He's some blouser, blousing everywhere he went."

"Yeah he's the King Blouse alright, I don't know how he gets away with it........"

by Jester12 April 3, 2013

bloozer

A blogger who is also a loser or drinks ethyl alcohol while blogging or a combination of the two.

Ever been to that bloozer site, what a loser/dummy.

by Bob Jones Jill Hearing Aid Head April 4, 2007

blowzer

fart, flatulence, passing gas.

When I was a little kid, my parents would ask me "Did you let a blowzer?"

Mother to young son:
"I smell a blowzer. Do you want to get out of the car and walk? Wipe that smile off of your face before I slap it off."

by john October 29, 2004

bluzer

A blue-colored sports coat or blazer

"I don't want to have to check my bag on the business trip, so I'm only packing by bluzer and two pairs of slacks."

by MarkBellman May 18, 2006

Blotzer

A severely bloated rectum which leaks bodily fluids uncontrollably and causes severe discomfort.

Dude, if I don't get rid of this Blotzer, I'm going to kill myself!

by Home Diggity Dogg January 31, 2008

Blouker

To be suprised

Holy shit, I'm so Bloukered

I don't know what to say I'm so Bloukered.

by Wtf!!! November 23, 2016