The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017
Get the blonde fart mug.basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight
(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)
(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)
by darkestdarci March 21, 2023
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A non-official disease-
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. Being blonde and extremely stupid
2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement
1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.
by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009
Get the Blonditus mug.A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.
Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.
Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.
Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.
by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005
Get the blondette mug.A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!
by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016
Get the Bleach Blonde Amber mug.A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....
In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.
by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008
Get the Blondelay mug.Blondes get more attention then other girls they also get something they want even when they don't ask for it. They are incredibly beautiful and sexy but they don't think that of them but others do. Depending on how there raised they can ither be a bitch or incredibly loyal but never both. The brighter blue there eyes are the bigger bubble they got. Blonde bubble is not a bad thing.
" I'm starving "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "
" I have a blonde bubble "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "
" I have a blonde bubble "
by awsomepoptarts March 18, 2016
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