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bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"
I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!
by wallymarshall September 6, 2003
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bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.
Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.
by Faye S June 13, 2007
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Blockadier

One who participates in the construction of a blockade. Usually hunting in packs of around 4-10, blockadiers are out to wreak havok. Blockades are constructed by youths, often in an intoxicated state with the purpose of inconveniencing traffic. Materials used to build blockades vary, but often include wheely bins. Blockades are usually the full width of the street.
The pack of blockadiers built a blockade.
by G-Spot Mackeral January 6, 2011
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Blockathon

A defensive strategy used in Cricket where a team defends as many balls as possible until end of play in order to avoid a defeat.

Often used in 5-Day Test Cricket when you trail by a huge margin or when you are in dire straits of losing the match, employing the strategy of not scoring but trying to spend as much time so you can get to the end of the day-five without a result. A draw is always better than a loss in Cricket.
With the 'blockathon' being the need of the hour for the Proteas, De Villiers took 33 balls to score his first run.

South Africa attempt to salvage extraordinary draw with blockathon
by ebeyah April 8, 2016
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Bloatkin

Similar to the blumpkin, the delicately balanced are of getting your cock sucked while hurling.
I unexpectedly bloatkined on this girls head...wonder if it was her gnarly face or the 8 shots of Tequila
by KJ026 November 29, 2011
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Camp Bloat

A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.
Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!
by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010
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cocka blocka flame

the ultimate cock block. nothing tops this guy. he is completely unaware that he has no talent, game, skill, or penis and will do whatever it takes to prevent you, the far superior male, from getting much needed punani.
Male Victim 1- Bro, (he who shall not be named) wouldnt fuckin get the hint last nite

Male victim 2- I know bro, he had no shot with either girl, i just dont know if he knew what he was doing or if he thought one of the broads would suck his lil cock over one of ours

Male victim 3- he had no clue what he was doing, hes fucking retarded and pathetic. im callin him cocka blocka flame from now on
by TheDuo January 24, 2011
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