fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.

A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"

by khdoll September 11, 2010

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cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

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Backwards Hankie

After youve been giving a blow job, when a boy cums up your nose giving you a booger, the opposite of blowing your nose.

I just gave a backwards hankie to mimi.

by phantomed September 29, 2010

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One who participates in the construction of a blockade. Usually hunting in packs of around 4-10, blockadiers are out to wreak havok. Blockades are constructed by youths, often in an intoxicated state with the purpose of inconveniencing traffic. Materials used to build blockades vary, but often include wheely bins. Blockades are usually the full width of the street.

The pack of blockadiers built a blockade.

by G-Spot Mackeral January 6, 2011

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backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

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Backwards Longjump

A glitch popularly used in speedruns of super mario 64 by long jumping backwards and spaming the A button gaining negitive speed bypassing the speed barrier since it doesnt register negitive speed thus allowing clipping and cool TASes

Bowser: This staircase is infin-
Mario:YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA *Backwards Longjumps to the top of the "infinite" staircase*
Bower:Shit

by Scottscrab May 8, 2019

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